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Teacher: (after a lecture) Any questions?
Ben: (raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Ben?
Ben: Puwede pong pumuntang banyo?
- Babe, 4C

... high-tech technology
- Chris, 5B

... ang baba ng low I.Q. mo!
- Chris (?), 5B

... ay sorry!... natamaan ka ba?
- Steph, 5B

... it's the same banana!
- Ms. Joan, 5B

... ang taas ng high heels...
- J.L., 6C

... I'm the King of the World!
- Carlos, 6C

... Care Bears Countdown!... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
-Erbert, 6C

... Ikaw k'se eh!
- Francis, 7D

... tgshk!
- Em, 7D

... HOHOHO!
- Jaime, 7D

... Guys, guys, quiet na lang tayo!
- Bertha, 7D
- imitated by Fed, 7D

(Jaime is absent) Teacher: What happened to Jaime?
Chris: Miss, may hika yata. Daryl: Hindi. Asthma!
- Daryl, 7D

... BORON!!!
- Fed, 7D

Wala lang... just wanted to share...
- Em, 7D

Ms. Ullero: JL, keep that walkman.
JL: Miss?
Ms. Ullero: Ginagawa ko din yan dati, sige na.
JL: (confused) Miss? Anong walkman?
Jaffy(?): Baka yung kwintas na suot ni JL!!!
- Ms. Ullero (math teacher), JL, 7D

"Let's make it brief but short"
- Bea, 7D

Brother Felix: What handsome and beautiful 7th graders we have this year!
JL: What a handsome brother we have this year!
- JL, 7D

"... Itaguyod ang Pilipino at iwaksi ang sangkapilipinuhan!"
- JL, 7D (Filipino talumpati)

"Yung nakakatakot na movie ay yung horror"
- Grace, 7D